Friday, May 29, 2009

Confucius Say.....

Confucius Say…

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who sit on tack get point!Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who have last laugh, not get joke
Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.
A flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.
Piss in wind, wind piss back.Man who put cream in tart, not always a baker.